straight-jacket requiredvoltoman: the mind even more unboundTumblr (3.0; @drunktired)http://drunktired.tumblr.com/georgetakei: The King of Videobombs. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7f27f1bf80e5add43b42b64fb6a7d52e/tumblr_mnbbhwtKHE1rlpicfo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://georgetakei.tumblr.com/post/51234011496/the-king-of-videobombs">georgetakei</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The King of Videobombs.</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51322566512http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51322566512Sat, 25 May 2013 15:20:56 -0400amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amoying.tumblr.com/post/50760304087/give-birth-to-the-roof-feed-the-roof-nurture-the">amoying</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,</p> <p><em><strong>raise the roof</strong></em></p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51317030210http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51317030210Sat, 25 May 2013 14:00:20 -0400unknownshadeof: mcfassysmydesign: [all by myself playing in...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/16d94b5e27c1c013f6e7d9777297bb6a/tumblr_mnd0ln2bEO1qk91yoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/467bf07bd82cc476ad014a8fa51cd91e/tumblr_mnd0ln2bEO1qk91yoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42dfb40f334b0a63fe8129c68ce58a92/tumblr_mnd0ln2bEO1qk91yoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/783aed6efbd6631fa7e5827fb1063084/tumblr_mnd0ln2bEO1qk91yoo4_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5a876640a1beacbe26817e1c2063418a/tumblr_mnd0ln2bEO1qk91yoo5_r2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unknownshadeof.tumblr.com/post/51313801610/mcfassysmydesign-all-by-myself-playing-in-the">unknownshadeof</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mcfassysmydesign.tumblr.com/post/51312778014/all-by-myself-playing-in-the-background">mcfassysmydesign</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>[all by myself playing in the background]</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Dying. omg. Damn it Lecter, you ate someone unknowingly, again?!</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51316500932http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51316500932Sat, 25 May 2013 13:52:34 -0400aiclan: he died a hero’s death <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/795415c34e4e4e6bbd4fb5ded41bd34c/tumblr_mnb5kdHbAL1r2h0ggo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aiclan.tumblr.com/post/51236908090/he-died-a-heros-death">aiclan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>he died a hero’s death</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51316316703http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51316316703Sat, 25 May 2013 13:49:53 -0400tastefullyoffensive: 9 Pinterest Fails [via] <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7ec7a7df79dc4e3fc0c0a53a34388ce7/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/673f9153e0b4169725d66a8dd88de619/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d12e75fa1b99b273d71d36891075d7a/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2029a1b80cf17fe4e895ca7710f0e273/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e7399b9fb50978661676ac7b3eb73be/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d74af7a0ba396e57b552e1eb52f00f65/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0c5f9c2c76571e1e0ceb7b67969f2c38/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/930c85aa97445c3ce47573a02266bf45/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d1e39d26747c63313f6840fc03f76a6/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9759a8ba5aaecca209cd13481ca82dfe/tumblr_mmuxp6diIk1qewacoo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50520512179/9-pinterest-fails-via">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>9 Pinterest Fails</strong></p> <p>[<a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/DlP1k">via</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51287299101http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51287299101Sat, 25 May 2013 03:16:46 -0400thefrogman: Warp Dogs. <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/504fe84e02a596ffb2f4646504275844/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60d43eb7e0a702f9304174b09c546530/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo3_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8f9e9a8d3d3478575cfe84e45965a69b/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo7_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e8fca3758697cdc686806da81c87a15f/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a959c4a27859ee3114c44f3e1cb7bd20/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo6_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83ec3dffc7d03e0e867936b0fe0e4e8f/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo5_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1422f805304fcb61768ec01559df4dc/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo8_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abbe450ca8b141cab44fd11aa6d5731d/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3ad3a4719d81094aa684380b15eb8f35/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo9_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3a2ebc49787f0ead1969a7be72ba554/tumblr_mnbl02voqO1qzrlhgo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thefrogman.me/post/51252150870/warp-dogs">thefrogman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Warp Dogs.</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51287241725http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51287241725Sat, 25 May 2013 03:15:06 -0400neil-gaiman: fipindustries: the best of give up-gaiman One of...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8083dc67702bff7eba8994874e70ff57/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b262aa187be371dd3dd1ec67f614dac4/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6b33bb69e25344fa12b5cca44952128/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6d62faf6c534090d4e4bd280e6bb5a9/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ab0d81d1f6d92a532290a4dab16230b2/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e4f3c47e95c9ec9f5dc766db8438590c/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/816ae0ef122048274dd3da54129c500b/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/09985cec1750882978ada8c24a562368/tumblr_mnbfmxoM7L1r22kk6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/51278581895/fipindustries-the-best-of-give-up-gaiman-one">neil-gaiman</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fipindustries.tumblr.com/post/51239089466/the-best-of-give-up-gaiman">fipindustries</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the best of give up-gaiman</p> </blockquote> <p>One of those “if I could turn back time 12 hours and not put up that photo” moments…</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51286662875http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51286662875Sat, 25 May 2013 02:58:43 -0400flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flutterlings.tumblr.com/post/50919272615/the-whole-yahoo-tumblr-thing-is-rly-just-like-when">flutterlings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51256869652http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51256869652Fri, 24 May 2013 18:56:34 -0400zombieboyshareshisthoughts: death-by-lulz: niknak79: He’s...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0d49d84577858f7c41e25fae4f5a9ab3/tumblr_mn55yqeEIa1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zombieboyshareshisthoughts.tumblr.com/post/51143091637/death-by-lulz-niknak79-hes-tripping-on">zombieboyshareshisthoughts</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://death-by-lulz.tumblr.com/post/51143003171/niknak79-hes-tripping-on-acid">death-by-lulz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/50983390091/hes-tripping-on-acid">niknak79</a>:</p> <p>He’s tripping on acid</p> </blockquote> <p>I laughed at this way more than it deserved.</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51160736256http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51160736256Thu, 23 May 2013 14:13:45 -0400lameborghini: how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lameborghini.tumblr.com/post/51105337361/how-dare-u-be-in-a-relationship-when-ur-cute-and">lameborghini</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how dare u be in a relationship when ur cute and we have similar music taste</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51152559291http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51152559291Thu, 23 May 2013 11:43:11 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98616lfF31r5md7mo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m98616lfF31r5md7mo2_500.gif"/><br/> markliddell.tumblr.com<br/><br/> http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51151411517http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51151411517Thu, 23 May 2013 11:19:58 -0400katherlne: troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs why...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/573f904e178941e1a9391d5c6b78d813/tumblr_mn4a51j81b1r2txdlo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://katherlne.tumblr.com/post/50953769806/troybakers-hey-u-kids-wanna-buy-some-drugs">katherlne</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://troybakers.tumblr.com/post/50936846665/hey-u-kids-wanna-buy-some-drugs">troybakers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hey u kids wanna buy some drugs</p> </blockquote> <p>why did someone throw away a chicken</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148833389http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148833389Thu, 23 May 2013 10:24:20 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73aaa397e384d31416aeddcd32f3ab3d/tumblr_mn8gss5Qwl1qb86xno1_r2_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148817402http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148817402Thu, 23 May 2013 10:23:58 -0400supernatural-aka-tearsandgay: wiener-cest: demeaniac: STOP SCROLLING straighten your back,...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://supernatural-aka-tearsandgay.tumblr.com/post/38365033559">supernatural-aka-tearsandgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wiener-cest.tumblr.com/post/38264884844/demeaniac-stop-scrolling-straighten-your-back">wiener-cest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://demeaniac.tumblr.com/post/37435334200/stop-scrolling-straighten-your-back-mate-now">demeaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>STOP SCROLLING</p> <p>straighten your back, mate</p> <p>NOW GO ON</p> </blockquote> <p>woah thanks i really needed that today</p> <p>tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time</p> </blockquote> <p>FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148185187http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148185187Thu, 23 May 2013 10:09:42 -0400 credit <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/827e9e3a61fe43e01859c3365edbaafa/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/99d784d972e960cb8f6fa02fd1e2a290/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4ebe54fac130db21e0acdbc0aeca7de/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e6c1c30a7533848e1922ce9bdb80afeb/tumblr_mmnldr0vxU1qe8a0fo4_250.png"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small><a href="https://twitter.com/niallhemmo/status/332581155939418112/photo/1">credit</a></small></p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148163773http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148163773Thu, 23 May 2013 10:09:13 -0400flaviia: unlockaflockofwords: hannahyesss: [x] If you want to...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cjn8R3Q1r8w6odo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cjn8R3Q1r8w6odo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cjn8R3Q1r8w6odo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m43cjn8R3Q1r8w6odo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://flaviia.tumblr.com/post/51145870513/unlockaflockofwords-hannahyesss-x-if-you">flaviia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unlockaflockofwords.tumblr.com/post/23215099000/hannahyesss-krystakismet-proper-taste">unlockaflockofwords</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hannahyesss.tumblr.com/post/23213771214/krystakismet-proper-taste-vvvivacious">hannahyesss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDN3L621ASI">x</a>] If you want to see him go to the fish store.</p> </blockquote> <p>Oh God, this was on TV years ago and my family still talk about it! He’s a wee penguin who lives in Japan; he was rescued by a Japanese fisherman, and ended up going home to live with the family. They built him a little refrigerator room to live in, and he became the family pet. Then one day he went shopping with them, and got very excited about the fish shop (understandably!) and now he goes off on his own to pick up fish from the fish shop for the family, which he brings back in his little penguin backpack, having nommed his own fish at the fish shop. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER.</p> </blockquote> <p>WHAT.</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148012631http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51148012631Thu, 23 May 2013 10:05:43 -0400little-deathhh: bedussey: dootzy: this video will make your...<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/drunktired/51103786094/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_51103786094" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="713" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://little-deathhh.tumblr.com/post/50068475619/bedussey-dootzy-this-video-will-make-your">little-deathhh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bedussey.tumblr.com/post/50061302370/dootzy-this-video-will-make-your-day-better">bedussey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dootzy.tumblr.com/post/50022737914/this-video-will-make-your-day-better">dootzy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this video will make your day better</p> </blockquote> <p>hOLY HSIT</p> </blockquote> <p>omfg</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103786094http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103786094Wed, 22 May 2013 19:10:24 -0400CAROLINEcraplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://craplos.tumblr.com/post/51045848497/ladies-be-careful-when-u-wear-spaghetti-straps">craplos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103559095http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103559095Wed, 22 May 2013 19:07:17 -0400castieltheangelofthursgay: jawslightning: the best tumblr has...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e0fbc51d1ef3830385e94c6a7116efe9/tumblr_mn4h6hwMcc1s0bdtuo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f9f38392a95ad8fc25c04e526af6f4d9/tumblr_mn4h6hwMcc1s0bdtuo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/58085851d8701da501a1ddf662d6f65e/tumblr_mn4h6hwMcc1s0bdtuo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castieltheangelofthursgay.tumblr.com/post/50987829905/jawslightning-the-best-tumblr-has-to-offer">castieltheangelofthursgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jawslightning.tumblr.com/post/50964891030/the-best-tumblr-has-to-offer">jawslightning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the best tumblr has to offer</p> </blockquote> <p>yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103242694http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51103242694Wed, 22 May 2013 19:02:55 -0400my-name-is-hilarious: theyahoostaff: yourfriendthecrow: I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo...<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://my-name-is-hilarious.tumblr.com/post/51006573565/theyahoostaff-yourfriendthecrow-i-dont-know">my-name-is-hilarious</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theyahoostaff.tumblr.com/post/50901791204/yourfriendthecrow-i-dont-know-bout-yall-but">theyahoostaff</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yourfriendthecrow.tumblr.com/post/50882678415/i-dont-know-bout-yall-but-the-yahoo-staff-are">yourfriendthecrow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS</p> </blockquote> <p>We are not fucking HILARIOUS</p> <p>HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING</p> </blockquote> <p>theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD</p> </blockquote>http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51102906208http://drunktired.tumblr.com/post/51102906208Wed, 22 May 2013 18:58:24 -0400