voltoman: the mind even more unbound

straight-jacket required

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

manlayingegg:

vvankinq:

When my balls stick to the inside of my leg…
image 

im not even a guy but this is funny

the fact that this is a thing that happens is making me crack up

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from canadiansoccergirl  Source spookyvarnpire

misandry-mermaid:

therapsid:


"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.

misandry-mermaid:

therapsid:

"Friendship is a fucking hassle."

someone told this pony about bronies.

I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from bradpittseyebrows  Source pleatedjeans

obamasnovv:

still waiting for kidz bop to cover anaconda

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from damnsimper  Source obamasnovv

baracknobama:

why are cats always so relaxed when the government is a mess

Posted on 19 October, 2014
Reblogged from h0tsoccermom  Source baracknobama

tamorapierce:

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

she warms the cockles of my old and hardened heart!

Posted on 17 October, 2014
Reblogged from asunstruckmind  Source sizvideos

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!""I’m a crocodile.""Silence, water horse!"

corgisandboobs:

thesuperjew:

The turtle cavalry is serious shit

"Onward, alligator steed!"
"I’m a crocodile."
"Silence, water horse!"

Posted on 17 October, 2014
Reblogged from codyad  Source animals-riding-animals

marvelous-freeman:

fieldbears:

redvinesgiraffe:

democracykills:

swaggersbackto-theimpala:

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

WIE GEHTS FRAU MASTADON

Oh my god neither of those are dinosaurs and there’s 145 million years separating them both, this post is a palaeontological disaster.

Posted on 17 October, 2014
Reblogged from boehnerpartay  Source spookiesbacktotheimpala

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

Posted on 16 October, 2014
Reblogged from canadiansoccergirl  Source ogre-whelming

denchgang:

amoyed:

does coldplay still exist

yeah people coldplay as batman, loki, all sorts :)

Posted on 16 October, 2014
Reblogged from canadiansoccergirl  Source amoyed

joebidennudes:

broke the speed of sound reaching to retweet this

Posted on 16 October, 2014
Reblogged from canadiansoccergirl  Source joebidennudes


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